[mylife]

An 8 footer rolled on me in Orlando and I learned real fast this aint ohio LOL

[Windflier]

“An 8 footer rolled on me in Orlando and I learned real fast this aint ohio LOL”

I worked in Florida for twelve months in the early 90s. The locals got me up to speed on gators real quick.

First lesson: don’t swim in fresh water ponds or lakes.
Second lesson: if one chases you on land, run in a zigzag pattern.
Third lesson: in winter, always check under your car from a safe distance before entering.