My vegan coworker almost had a spaz when I whipped out my fried bologna sammich.
“That bologna is horrible! Do you know what that has in it?”
At first I said, ‘Why do you hate America? yes... America... thats whats it’
Then I informed him that , reeling back the years, of all the things I put into my body, I don’t think sandwich meat is going to be what does me in.
I like the “thick sliced” bologna. If I don’t have time to fry it, I nuke it! ;-)