I would love to see the next session kick off with the chairman saying he had a few housekeeping issues to address before continuing: We intend to have a shorter period this PM to address inconsistencies in your testimony and the public record along with other testimony. Second, the two individuals sitting to my right with the House Sergeant at Arms are US Marshals who may be serving you with some legal documents which I am not at leisure to further describe.
Now, Madam Secretary, remember you are still under oath and did you bring your tooth brush and a change of clothes??
Something like...If I were a man, this would have ended a long time ago and a male would have been commended for his actions in the situation.