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To: TexasTransplant

“**** “I wonder if I can get one of those barrels for mine” ****

Me Too”

Why bother? You will only lose it on a fishing trip.


28 posted on 10/19/2015 10:24:40 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Jews For Cruz)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

With all these tragic boating accidents, you would think someone would recognize an opportunity. well, I’m that guy.

Tomorrow I’m heading over the patent office to register Automated Tactical Pontoon Deployment, also known as ATPD (acronyms are big part of my marketing strategy). Should your firearm enter water, tactical pontoons (repeated use of the word ‘tactical’ also part of my strategy) will automatically deploy from either side of the rifle. Not only protecting the firearm from being submerged, but also creating a tactical, if not ultra-tactical firing cradle suitable for long range sniper use while treading water from your recently submerged fishing boat. I plan on offering a slightly more expensive version in mega-ultra-tactical that has a rail to hold a flashlight, compass, grenade launcher, margarita blender.


29 posted on 10/19/2015 10:51:19 AM PDT by Made In The USA (Rap music: Soundtrack of the retarded.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Good point!


30 posted on 10/19/2015 10:59:59 AM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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