Dear Media,
I know this would be a stretch. An unimaginable request that would require something very different, something very uncomfortable for the media to do:
Turn off the filters and agenda, and get us the facts. I’m a big boy and can take it from there.
What’s the worst that could happen? Is there a concern that I’d find out it was muslim extremism? Don’t worry, that ship left port a long time ago.
Sincerely, Me
Dear Freeper,
Request denied.
Love, Media