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I’ll see your Moneygoround by the Kinks and raise you Money Talks by the Kinks

Scene: Into Flash’s den - a night club

Scene: In Flash’s den, a night club partly converted into an office.
Sung by Flash, Floosies and Spivs:

Show me a man who says he can live without bread
And I’ll show you a man who’s a liar and in debt.
There’s no one alive who can’t be purchased or enticed
There’s no man alive who wouldn’t sell for a price,
Money talks and we’re the living proof,
There ain’t no limit to what money can do
Money talks, money talks.

Money can’t breathe and money can’t see,
But when I pull out a fiver people listen to me.
Money can’t run and money can’t walk,
But when I write out a cheque I swear to God I hear money talk.
Money talks and, baby, when you’ve been bought
You pay attention everytime money talks.
Money talks, money talks.

Money talks and there’s no doubt about it
Money talks and we can’t live without it,
What’s the point of living unless you’ve got money?
I just couldn’t function without money.
Money talks, money talks,
Money talks, money talks.

Show me an upright respected man
And I’ll have him licking my boots when I put money in his hand.
It rots your heart, it gets to your soul,
Before you know where you are you’re a slave to the green gold.
Money talks and we’re the living proof
There ain’t no limit to what money can do.
Money talks you out of your self-respect,
The more you crave it the cheaper you get.
Money talks, money talks.

Money buys you time and people listen,
Money can buy a smile and make life worth living.
If you’re ugly money can improve you.
I just couldn’t face the world without mazuma.
Money talks, money talks.

Then of course there is Low Budget by the Kinks:

Cheap is small and not too steep
But best of all cheap is cheap
Circumstance has forced my hand
To be a cut price person in a low budget land
Times are hard but we’ll all survive
I just got to learn to economize

I’m on a low budget
I’m on a low budget
I’m not cheap, you understand
I’m just a cut price person in a low budget land
Excuse my shoes they don’t quite fit
They’re a special offer and they hurt me a bit
Even my trousers are giving me pain
They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn’t complain
They squeeze me so tight so I can’t take no more
They’re size 28 but I take 34

I’m on a low budget
What did you say
I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that

I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut price person in a low budget land

I’m shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
I’m dropping my standards so that I can buy more

[Quality costs, but quality wastes,
So I’m giving up all of my expensive tastes.
Caviar and champagne are definite no’s,
I’m acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes ]

Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
I count every penny and I watch where it goes
We’re all on our uppers we’re all going skint
I used to suck cigars but now I suck polo mints

I’m on a low budget
What did you say
Yea I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
I’m on a low budget
Low budget
Low budget

Art takes time, time is money
Money’s scarce and that ain’t funny
Millionaires are things of the past
We’re in low budget-ville where nothing can last
Money’s rare there’s none to be found
So don’t think I’m tight if I don’t buy a round

I’m on a low budget
What did you say
Yes I’m on a low budget
I thought you said that
I’m on a low budget
I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
I’m on a low budget
Say it again
Low budget
One more time
Low budget

[I look like a tramp, but don’t write me off,
I’ll have you all know, I was once a toff
At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own,
But everything else is on permanent loan.
Once all my clothes were made by hand,
Now I’m a cut price person in a low budget land.
I’m on a low budget
I’ll have you all know
We’re on a low budget
I’m on a low budget]