I would have taken this survey out to my local gun range and answered it by punching holes into it.
Just think of the teacher’s response if there was a .22 hole in yes block of “Does your family own any guns?”
I would answer the second question with a shot from every different caliber gun in the house with an attachment to cover shotguns.
Then I would attach a questionnaire for the teacher to answer. If she wants to pry into my Constitutionally protected life why shouldn’t I have the same right - equal protection under the law after all.
Oh, geez...if you returned that gun survey form shot full of holes, they would have SWATd your @zz soooo fast!
School principal would take that to a judge & say, “Dangerous parent, he has guns, my school is in danger.”
“OK, Ms. Prissy, I’m forwarding this warrant to the PD right now. Don’t you worry.”