¿Yeb? must have tossed his rattle right out of the pram when he heard this news.
“I’d like guys like Jack Welch. I like guys like Henry Kravis. I’d love to bring my friend Carl Icahn, you know, I mean, we have people that are great...we don’t use them, Joe. We use people who are soft, and weak, and frankly, stupid and incompetent.”
Indeed. Turn ‘em out.
” We use people who are soft, and weak, and frankly, stupid and incompetent.”
In response to this, John Ellis Bush has released the names of those he intends to place in key posts:
Attorney General: Hamilton Burger
The Joint Chiefs of Staff: The Washington Generals
Surgeon Generals: Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard
Health and Human Services: Oscar Madison
Education: Cyril “Barmy” Fotheringay-Phipps
HUD: Fred G. Sanford
Secretary of the Treasury: Gracie Allen
Secretary of State: Angel Martin
Department of Homeland Security: Barney Fife
Secretary of Energy: Arnold Horshak