Satan has inspected Hell, says it's very safe and comfortable for all of his followers in Washington DC.
Al Gore says Global Warming is not a problem at his house because he has purchased carbon credits from himself.
Pelosi does not have to go to a Mental Institution because she is keeping an eye on herself.
Manson release on his own recognizance.
Obama say Obamacare will cost less and you can keep your doctor.
Hannibal Lectre was released today in his own recognizance. Release requirements include that he submit a monthly meal menu and avoid Fava Beans and Chianti.