Posted on 09/16/2015 8:28:34 AM PDT by C19fan
Yeah. THAT'S the reason... ;)
It’s worse than men stopping looking.
A lot of men, looking around and seeing what’s happening to other men, won’t even think of starting to look.
Not worth the work, the trouble, the risk. And in the long run sexbots will almost certainly be much much less expensive.
Cue Judge Reinhold’s character from Ruthless People telling the kid “and you can f***ing finance it!”
Well yea theres that too ;) But seriously and kidding aside, Laz usually has some cool insight into the AI threads.
Oh, the horror! All the arguing about where to go to dinner. And the chattering that we women do. You poor men. How difficult life is for you! LOL.
Your post reminded me of a joke that was posted last Friday on FReeper Lucy9teen’s FR’s :”***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***” (It’s a “Don’t Miss” every Friday with toons & jokes!!) Here’s the joke:
Husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine, special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailer package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
Bookmarking
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
anger issues.The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?
The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day
my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares
me.”The Doctor says: -I have a cure for that. When it seems that
your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and
start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t
swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.The woman says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished
and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of
water do that?”The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping
your mouth shut that does the trick”.
[[If 20% of college women are “sexually assaulted”]]
I can see the headlines now
“A Sexbot named frigid, at the campus of .... was sexually assaulted today by another Sexbot named Ben Dover... We should all now be asking the question, When does no mean no?”
lol- gonna have to remember that one
Well, women like you are rarer than unicorns, from what I’ve seen.
Right now, Realdoll sells their top end sex dolls just under 10 grand. I would buwss that by the time a functional sexbot hits the market you will have a pretty similar cost.
$10K for unlimited sex on demand vs. the bar scene is a bargain in and of itself before even considering the other pitfalls of dating and marriage from a purely financial standpoint. And that dost is only going to go down. Consider the $30,000 10 Megabyte hard drive.
[Yes girls I know the fat tub of lard farting on the sofa while drinking beer and watching NASCAR is not the original model you married either]
LOL. Now that’s funny. And accurate.
Just sent to the daughter unit ;)
oh my word- aint that about the truth of the matter? I just went to doctor’s yesterday- had a female doc- she was asking me all these specific questions like “When di you last go to the doctors, when was the last tetanus shot you had, when did you get a pneumonia shot’ blah blah blah- All I could do was shrug my shoulders-
She just looked at me like “Don’t you remember things that are important?” And I looked at her like “Yeah, sure I do, none of these things you mentio0end are important- now ask me what kind of vehicle I drive, or what kind of fishing lure is best for salmon, and I’ll tell you everything you wanna know about them”
[[Oh, the horror! All the arguing about where to go to dinner. And the chattering that we women do. You poor men. How difficult life is for you! LOL.]]
I’m sorry, whatdidyousay? I was watching “Everybody loves Ramon”
Is Everybody Loves Ramon the version played on the station for illegal aliens?
“I like Hoppes #9.”
I do too. If we were smelling that it would give a whole new definition to robotic banging.
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