[Rodamala]

I read this very recently and couldn't stop laughing:

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
anger issues.

The Doctor asks: “What’s the problem?

The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day
my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares
me.”

The Doctor says: -I have a cure for that. When it seems that
your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and
start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t
swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking
fresh and reborn.

The woman says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time
my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished
and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of
water do that?”

The Doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping
your mouth shut that does the trick”.

[Bob434]

lol- gonna have to remember that one

[Norm Lenhart]

Just sent to the daughter unit ;)

[Utilizer]

Here’s an old one for you:

Q. Why did God create Man before He created Woman?

A. So He bloody well wouldn’t have to put up with all the “advice” about how to make Man.