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Here is the Quiznos parody commercial, one of the funniest things I have seen all year:

Burn Trials- Out of the Maze and into the Playa


1 posted on 09/13/2015 5:00:46 AM PDT by SkyPilot
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By the way, for folks that don't know, non-GMO means non Genetcally Modified Organism foods - very PC.

"Cruelty Free" is another PC buzz word. Quiznos rips out all the stops to parody Pagan Political Correctness here.

2 posted on 09/13/2015 5:03:23 AM PDT by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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My husband and I thought it was really funny. Our 21-year-old thought it was serious.


3 posted on 09/13/2015 5:05:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBVBHRD5lNU


4 posted on 09/13/2015 5:13:41 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Men need a reason to shop. Women need a place.)
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And the 3-year-old said, “That’s a sandwich! I want one!”


6 posted on 09/13/2015 5:21:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

The world outside is hanging on by a very thing non-GMO, cruelty free, organic, hemp thread!

Hot hippy chicks. Playa name is Moon pony!

The human car wash. (I want to go thru THAT!)

Looking cool on Instagram.

The rich person’s bucket list! Wild lion hunting expedition!

Freakin’ hilarious!!!


8 posted on 09/13/2015 5:35:16 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (As we say in the Air Force, "You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!")
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Wimps! You didn’t hear anything from Disney or Lucas over this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asz8Y2cC7qo&feature=iv&src_vid=CBVBHRD5lNU&annotation_id=annotation_301989539


9 posted on 09/13/2015 5:41:41 AM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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the weeklong utopian arts celebration

More like a weeklong anarchist orgy and brainless tribute to Woodstock.

10 posted on 09/13/2015 5:55:55 AM PDT by IronJack
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I had no idea that Quizno’s was this funny!


15 posted on 09/13/2015 6:14:17 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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I liked the video and thought it was quite clever. Not your typical advertisement. I especially liked when the yuppy was crossing "Burning Man" off his bucket list. It was right below "Yacht Racing." And as this was the summer of Yachting for many of us, we can now move on to "Burning Man" as next on our yuppy bucket list.

This is way better advertising campaign than what that other sandwich chain did (with that pervert they had for a mascot).

17 posted on 09/13/2015 6:18:59 AM PDT by SamAdams76 (We gave GOP the majority to take care of business and they let us down. Time for Trump/Cruz)
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Now that’s funny!


25 posted on 09/13/2015 7:03:36 AM PDT by traderrob6
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Sorry hippie losers! Satire is protected speech and fair use. I hope the hippies file their suit in a loser-pays state.


27 posted on 09/13/2015 7:08:21 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (Cruz or Lose 2016)
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I would love to see the rest of the list... HILARIOUS!


30 posted on 09/13/2015 7:23:56 AM PDT by Rodamala
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but because the video is theft of the event’s intellectual property, according to Burning Man

Yeah, because you invented the idea of hippies doing drugs in the desert and building a big fire.

32 posted on 09/13/2015 7:29:38 AM PDT by dead ("I'm up to my eyeball in virgin goats!" - Mullah Omar)
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I have read the thread but really? My first thought was. "Theft of intellectual property?"
40 posted on 09/13/2015 7:58:37 AM PDT by ThomasThomas (Silence is golden , duct tape is silver. El silencio es oro, cinta del conducto es de plata.)
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Quizno’s food is very tasty.

About the GMO issue, I don't see how heirloom plants or normal hybrids are a “pagan” thing—it's all Jesus ever ate. Are you anti-Jesus?

42 posted on 09/13/2015 9:23:12 AM PDT by ConservativeMind ("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticide, abortion, and euthanasia.")
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because the video is theft of the event’s intellectual property, according to Burning Man spokesman Jim Graham.

Well, according to the USPTO database, Burning Man is a registered trademark for

Goods and Services IC 041. US 100 101 107. G & S: ORGANIZING COMMUNITY FESTIVALS FEATURING A VARIETY OF ACTIVITIES, NAMELY, LIVE MUSIC, ART DISPLAYS, AND PARTICIPATORY GAMES; CONDUCTING ENTERTAINMENT EXHIBITIONS IN THE NATURE OF ART FESTIVALS; AND ENTERTAINMENT IN THE NATURE OF ART FESTIVALS. FIRST USE: 19860601. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 19870601

I don't see anything about online videos or foodstuffs, so suck on that, Mr. spokesman.

49 posted on 09/13/2015 11:13:39 AM PDT by Moltke
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!!


54 posted on 09/13/2015 10:03:53 PM PDT by Pelham (Invasion is the new immigration)
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