I had to take a train and two busses to get on her good side. When she laid in the sand at Jones Beach Greenpeace pushed her back in the water. She’s so fat when she goes to a restaurant the waitress doesn’t give her a menu, she gives her an estimate.
When the waiter hands her a menu, she says, “Ok!”
Her sequined little black dress is called “outer space.”
She’s so fat she has Euros in one pocket and Pesos in the other.