Lots of homos in the TSA. It’s obvious.
Everytime it happens I say loudly “THAT’S MY PENIS. TAKE YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS. THAT’S ASSAULT”, so that everyone can hear. The TSA don’t like that.
I keep my hands over my head even when they say I may lower them. (they can order you to raise your arms, but they cannot order you lower them). Why? Because 100 people look over at me being victimized and the optics are very bad for the TSA.
Also, when I pass a person being fondled I say “That is assault what they are doing to you. That is illegal.”
It’s not a crime to say that. Yet.