[tgusa]

Kewl. NOT.

[Obadiah]

Yeah, those idiots at FedEx lost my package of plutonium, too. I would advise NOT giving FedEx you radioactive shipment business. I have no idea were all my plutonium packages have gone.

[LouAvul]

FedEx? They FedEx radioactive material? Interesting.

[thackney]

Texas Aggies

It was probably used as seasoning in a chili cookoff and didn't even win.

[shooter223]

Was this guy the FEDEX driver? http://insider.foxnews.com/2015/08/28/terror-suspect-amir-meshal-who-no-fly-list-gets-trucking-license-minnesota

[GregoTX]

They should check the FedEx tracking number.

[pleasenotcalifornia]

I was wondering why my breakfast burrito had a certain glow to it.

[Carl Vehse]

"we hasten to add it doesn't present a health threat to the community provided the contents, which are secured in a box with two layers of inner containment, are not disturbed"

This is the same general precaution issued in the past when some nuclear bombs have been temporarily lost.

[Snickering Hound]

[M Kehoe]

Good afternoon. I hope you are doing well.

Did you notice that they didn't specify what type of radioactive material?

5.56mm

[DannyTN]

[Wonder Warthog]

Of course, NONE of the sources have any usable info, like what the isotope is and how much was in the shipment.

Apparently all reporters these days are idiots.