I understand that Caitlyn Jenner just had a baby. That’s Right...a baby!
The news was that she/he/it found it in the toilet this morning. It was about 7 inches long, brown and had no hair, teeth or legs and arms.
The “baby” was taken to an unnamed location for further observation and intensive care.
The rumor going around is that Obama will have it displayed in the White House for all to see the crowning accomplishment of his presidency.
Hiiiiiiii Dee Ho!