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T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
DTG: 280705R AUG 2015
SU: ZOT
REF: POST #1
1. VKHQ HAS CONFIRMED TROLL SIGHTING THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. FR MOD COMMAND CENTER HAS EXECUTED LEVEL-FIVE ZORCH-ON-TARGET (ZOT).
3. ALL ELEMENTS SHALL EXECUTE OPTION “DOGPILE” UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MESSAGE. WEAPONS FREE, OPLAN CATSTOMP.
4. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO FULL ASSET COMMITMENT TO POST-STRIKE KEGGER UPON THE TARGET’S REMAINS.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: SMOKING/BIKINI.
6. WE ARE YOUR OVERLORDS. VKHQ SENDS.
EOM EOM EOM
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Nice proportional font on the TOP SECRET.
Thanks Old Sarge. Y’know, banning laws against theft because they impose difficulties on otherwise unemployed people who rely on stealing from others is just really awfully darned unconstitutional.
http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:bluewater2015/index?tab=comments;brevity=full;options=no-change
http://www.freerepublic.com/~bluewater2015/
To Bluewater2015: There you were, watching that pretty blue-tinged water swirl in your toilet bowl as it took away the best part of you.
Suddenly, you had a brilliant (to you) thought .... "I'll post this neato pro-abortion article I just read in my favorite newsrag, the NY Times, on FreeRepublic and Troll a bit this morning."
As you sat down again on your throne, reading FR on your Obamaphone and admiring your posted handiwork, you noticed a tingling starting in your legs.
Glancing in the bathroom mirror to self-check that you weren't Chrissy Matthews sitting on his throne and dreaming about Obama, you were suddenly overcome by a vague feeling of doom.
Then, out of the 2015 blue sky came a bolt of lightning that Zotted your sorry butt into oblivion, and beyond.
Your sad-sack comments on FreeRepublic are so repugnant that you don't even deserve to be sent the obligatory FR ButtHurt form.
It wouldn't be of use to you anyway, as the remaining burnt and charred parts of you swirl around and around in that blue-tinged water of your throne.
Ahhh....the kittiehs must be hungry this morning! nomnom..