Today's Tianjin forecast: Rain, with a chance of burning skin, cancer, birth defects a death.
To: Kartographer
Mystery cyanide foam ... massive fish die-off ... toads ... Dixie Chicks
2 posted on
08/20/2015 8:33:46 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Kartographer
“You will experience a slight tingling sensation then DEATH.”
“Side effects include DEATH.”
“Drinking this product along with any meal could result in DEATH.”
This reads like one of those late-night pill infomercials.
4 posted on
08/20/2015 8:50:25 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(I prep because DHS and FEMA told me it was a good idea...)
To: Kartographer
But America is the world’s polluter according to the treehuggers.
To: Kartographer
OWNER: China Panda.
ELAINE: Yeah, Id like to place an order.
OWNER: Ah yes, what you like?
ELAINE: This Supreme Flounder, it says first time served in America. Is that true?
OWNER: What number?
ELAINE: Forty-seven.
OWNER: Yeah, first time. What else?
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