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Wanted!! ASAP
US/WTP require a massive pic of Samson in the temple with The Donald’s head and face. Shave his head or give him lots of gorgeous locks - your choice. There are a number of places that could use the posting of this sketch. Another piece of marketing would be to place The Donald along with his trumpet on that white stallion leading mighty battles in order to bring down the walls of Jericho. The match is on. Bring out the popcorn and foam.
As o-king would have said
“George Will is dead to me” This heifer refuses to be branded. Henceforth, I will no longer be ashamed of being a republican. It is so tiring having to apologize for the crooks and backstabbers The feeling of freedom given to US/WTP by old George will be lifting these spirits drastically. It is difficult to understand that we insignificant unwashed ignorant persons would be addressed by the high and mighty George Will. Wise up George or you will find you’ve no party to lead and no platform for those ‘wise words’ you speak. You’ll not find me in your privy prison or upstairs attic when you realize you need an army. We’ve gone AOL.
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