Fox News should do a live anal cavity retrieval for whatever pine cone George Will sat on many years ago. That would be better than watching him solemnly pontificate big bubbles of nonsense.
Maybe it's the wee hour, but I swear that is one of the funniest phrases I have ever seen. The mental image it brings to mind is just hilarious. I'm trying to keep it down so I don't wake my wife :-)
What a wordsmith!