speaking of Watermelons....
The EPA has been called due to a dangerous wreck near Troy, OH. The tanker is full of Whipped Cream!
http://www.whio.com/news/news/tanker-full-of-whipped-cream-crashes-in-troy/nnFf3/
Only wish I had some ice cream!!
Speaking of the EPA, they have apparently killed a river in Colorado.
https://www.rt.com/usa/311858-colorado-mine-spill-orange/