[Starboard]

“metrosexual purse dog”

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How would one say that in Spanish, so that Jeb can understand it? lol

[McGruff]

perro del monedero metrosexual

[Patriot Babe]

ROFL

[TomGuy]

metrosexual purse dog = perro del monedero metrosexual

[Oatka]

How would one say that in Spanish, so that Jeb can understand it?

I plugged "metrosxual purse dog" into the Bing translator and got this:
perro bolsa de metrosexual

Then I posted that to translate it back to English and got this:
dog bag of metrosexual

Pretty accurate either way. :-) :-)