[WatchOutForSnakes]

Clever and so true. But be careful, you will get drunk very fast around here if you are playing that drinking game. Not an original thought in the whole bunch. I guess in some simple minds it’s not possible to care about both at the same time.

[Slings and Arrows]

Clever and so true. But be careful, you will get drunk very fast around here if you are playing that drinking game.

Luckily, I'm only drinking tea. Unluckily, I'm well on my way to caffeine-induced cardiac arrest.

I guess in some simple minds it’s not possible to care about both at the same time.

Exactly. And they assume that we suffer from their affliction.