[HannibalThaddeusBeauregardIV]

I can't speak for the author but I can speak for myself. A recent escapee from that asylum known as New Jersey. My first Presidential vote, in 1984, was for Ronald Reagan, then George H.W. Bush, then Bob Dole, then George W. Bush, another George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney (but only because I was asked to by my wife. I wasn't going to vote at all.).
My gubenatorial votes were always for the Republican with the primary vote always for the most conservative.
I'm sure voting record was perfect though.

[Theodore R.]

Yea, I see; you’re just overwhelmed by the totalitarians in both parties.

[Gaffer]

Just a guess here, but I bet since your escape you have on more than one occasion told others about how you voted, didn’t you?

That’s what I find curious about this particular story. Absolutely no mention.