“Oh, so theirs is only haf-assed”
Actually, to be honest about it, I’d have to say MINE is haf-assed since it uses only haf as much hafnium, though naturally MY theoretical material is better than THEIR theoretical material because it melts at a higher theoretical temperature.
Well, since theirs would melt at a correspondingly lower temperature than yours, theirs would melt Haf-fast....................