Posted on 07/26/2015 9:48:38 AM PDT by Rebelbase
I believe the “guilty party” is a Black person.
Gotta tell ya, this is one situation where I would really wonder if this was being pushed because I was black.
If the guy was running a business, that would be one thing. How long does your BBQ remain on when you’re cooking up a batch? One hour max?
This is one great neighbor filing a complaint like that.
Then the guy with his code book comes and explains that it’s okay to have BBQ smell on your own property, but you can let that smell go out to the street or onto your neighbor’s property.
Honestly folks, BBQs are perhaps one of the most American things you can do. It’s just a completely normal thing to do as an American. Here this guy is doing it, and all of a sudden it’s a citable offense.
If my neighbor had great smelling BBQ wafting over onto my property I’d thank them, and probably hint a lot...
It’s Florida.Today’s insane,bitchy neighbor is tomorrow’s alligator scat.
Bingo. ROFL!
“How long does your BBQ remain on when you’re cooking up a batch? One hour max?”
3 hours or so for ribs, All day for Brisket or Pork Shoulder.
Evidently, things have not changed much.
Government! Any questions. California, for example, have many of these local jackasses that have their heads up their butt. Educated fools.
Check out the responses (scroll way down) to this homemade outdoor, wood-burning oven:
Pickup truck, tarp, lonely country road. Job done.
Forgot the shovel.
don’t need no shovel if it’s next to a gator swamp.....fresh and juicy is like cherries jubilee to them gators :0)
“If my neighbor had great smelling BBQ wafting over onto my property I’d thank them, and probably hint a lot...”
One of the most satisfying things about smoking meat on drifting winds is knowing it’s driving my neighbor’s crazy with the smell.
OMG !!
In todays world, I don’t get to say this very often, but on this — “I stand with the barbecuing Black guy.” LOL
I bet you can smell that wrinkled old broad’s perfume from 5’ away.
His last comment to the law enforcement guy cracked me up. :)
The barbecuing Black guy kept his cool very well.I would have whistled for the dogs half way into the doughboy’s speech.
BLOCK PARTY!
Yep! Organize the neighborhood. Close off
the street and have all those who can bring
their grills out front do so one afternoon.
Everybody shares their food, and comradary.
A week or so before the function take a large
platter of your own BBQ over to the neighborhood
witch.
Oh, just in case...prepare plates of “to goes” for
any law enforcement who may show up.
Second option would be to have your block party
at a nearby park. Invite the neighborhood shrew.
If this doesn’t work at least she has isolated
herself further.
Great plan!
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