[dfwgator]

Kind of like Rodney Dangerfield, who was such an ugly baby his mother breastfed him with a straw...

"My mother never breastfed me, she said she liked me as a friend."

[IrishBrigade]

“My mother never breastfed me, she said she liked me as a friend.”

or, apropos of this article...”my parents couldn’t stand me; they never gave me what I needed...I was breastfed by my father...”