1. Stupid is as stupid does.
2. Mama always had a way of explaining things so I could understand them.
3. The best thing about visiting the President is the food! Now, since it was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me fifteen Dr. Peppers.
4. What’s normal anyways?
5. And if he’s elected, “Crazy Joe” gets to grope all the wives and young daughters (and maybe the little boys) of politicians who come to the White House, while their husbands and fathers watch.