Why Google’s nightmare AI is putting demon puppies everywhere

Washington Post ^ | Jul 8, 2015 | by Jeff Guo

[Lazamataz]

I cannot write a believable character either.

For example, me.

"NObody would act like that!"

[Mycroft Holmes]

Nah, your pretty believable for a character in an Elmore Leonard novel.

[Lazamataz]

I had to look him up, but **** yeah, that’s me. I’d be a character in his work. LOL

[TADSLOS]

Yeah, wait until your AI babe figures out community property laws and cleans you out. 😃

[SunkenCiv]

Not very fetching.

[GOPJ]

I sense a great science fiction story...

[GOPJ]

Isn't it odd Washington Post whores didn't run Democrat candidates through the program?

[DoughtyOne]

Yes, and that’s discussed more down thread.

It seemed rather obvious to me, as the W.P. actually admitted to it, and said they’re run some if folks were still interested later on.

What a bunch of bozos.

[GOPJ]

Biased corrupt bozos...

[Norm Lenhart]

Yea and? Some things are worth it ;)

[Slings and Arrows]

Meat Sounds would be an excellent name for a rock band.

[Lazamataz]

You need three words for a band name.

“Squealing Meat Sounds” would work.

[Norm Lenhart]

Worked in Deliverance.

[Rebelbase]

The Beach Boys album Pet Sounds always made me think of moo, baaaa, nayyyy; bark, chirp and meow.

[Norm Lenhart]

“They talk by flapping their meat at each other”

HTF did you NOT comment on such low hanging fruit?

[DoughtyOne]

Yep!

[Lazamataz]

Too easy.

[Norm Lenhart]

Yea but still.

Who’d want to live in a world where one couldn’t flap their meat as a form of communication? The bar scene would really suck.

It boggles the mind.

[Slings and Arrows]

Understandably so.

[Slings and Arrows]

You need three words for a band name.

I'll tell The Beatles.