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Wished they'd hire me as their chef:-)
1 posted on 07/07/2015 9:48:26 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: Kevin in California

This has to be the comment of the day from Kitten:

“The cook who prepared this last meal has now killed more ISIS than OBummer has in 18 months!”


2 posted on 07/07/2015 9:49:45 PM PDT by Kevin in California
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To: Kevin in California

Who says there’s never any good news?


3 posted on 07/07/2015 9:52:07 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Kevin in California

Bon Appétit!


4 posted on 07/07/2015 9:52:28 PM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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No one suspects the cook...


5 posted on 07/07/2015 9:52:35 PM PDT by null and void (She who uses rope to contain reporters during her candidacy will use rope to hang them when in power)
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To: Kevin in California

I hope it was painful.


6 posted on 07/07/2015 9:54:03 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Kevin in California

They probably ate one of Michelle Obama’s school lunches.


7 posted on 07/07/2015 9:56:23 PM PDT by EternalVigilance (Polling: The dark art of .turning a liberal agenda into political reality.)
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8 posted on 07/07/2015 9:56:28 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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To: Kevin in California

This ends the day with a happy story.


9 posted on 07/07/2015 9:56:45 PM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Kevin in California

45 out of 145? Not enough Drano.


10 posted on 07/07/2015 9:57:06 PM PDT by DeFault User
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To: Kevin in California

They got the happy meal.


11 posted on 07/07/2015 9:57:14 PM PDT by MaxMax (Call the local GOP and ask how you can support CRUZ for POTUS,)
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12 posted on 07/07/2015 9:57:48 PM PDT by South40 ("I probably identify more as a Democrat." ~Donald Trump)
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Aw, I was hoping this happened at the Gay Pride House - nuts!


13 posted on 07/07/2015 9:58:49 PM PDT by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)
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One of the odd strategies of Ramadan is this bulk-eating session after the sun goes down. These dinners end up being a massive deal and a guy will eat twice as much as he’d typically eat. On top of that....figure up dehydration occurring, and the same guy will gulp down three or four times the normal amount of water....to replenish himself.

I’m in the middle of class with a Muslim, and over the past week or two....with a heat wave in effect....you can tell this guy is really suffering by the mid-day point. We aren’t in an AC-cooled room...so he’s bulking up at sun-up with tons of water, but by noon....he’s in a fairly bad condition.

I question the logic of this practice....you are harming your kidneys big-time, and doing this over and over each year....I don’t see how a guy can get past his fifties unless he’s cheating on the situation.


15 posted on 07/07/2015 9:59:06 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: Kevin in California

Was Obama’s grandmother the cook?


16 posted on 07/07/2015 10:01:20 PM PDT by pleasenotcalifornia
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To: Kevin in California

Perhaps ending ones fast in Kurdistan is inauspicious.

Could just be a kurdistaninocoince, though.


17 posted on 07/07/2015 10:02:09 PM PDT by One Name (Ultimately, the TRUTH is a razor's edge and no man can sit astride it.)
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Awwwwww, darn the bad luck.

It must have been the Virgin (soup) Nazi.

NO VIRGIN FOR YOU! NO VIRGIN!


18 posted on 07/07/2015 10:03:39 PM PDT by rikkir (Anyone still believe the 8/08 Atlantic cover wasn't 100% accurate?)
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Lemme guess, an anaerobic, gram positive home-made toxin?

Poor canning techniques?


19 posted on 07/07/2015 10:11:44 PM PDT by Bobalu (If we live to see 2017 we will be kissing the ground)
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45 ISIS Fighters Eat Poisoned Meal And Die


21 posted on 07/07/2015 10:13:29 PM PDT by TangibleDisgust ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." - Voltaire)
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To: Kevin in California

I hope one of their sex slaves got to the meal and poisoned the rapist Islamist bastards.


22 posted on 07/07/2015 10:15:26 PM PDT by piytar (Good will be called evil and Evil will be called good.)
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To: Kevin in California

Mosul Underground!!!

Achmed has a long moustache


23 posted on 07/07/2015 10:19:16 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (This is no deal, Øbama is negotiating terms of surrender)
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