[ClearCase_guy]

I'm not sure how common the Avakian name is. Perhaps is the equivalent of "Smith" for Armenians, or something. But apart from this Brad Avakian, the only other Avakian I've ever heard of, is this guy:

From wikipedia:
Bob Avakian (born March 7, 1943) is an American political activist and Chairman of the Revolutionary Communist Party, USA (RCP).

[Gumdrop]

The Kleins should counter-sue the couple. Same symptoms plus a few more: loss of sleep, extreme anxiety, fear of eternal damnation, persecution on account of their love for Jesus, bankruptcy, etc..