I guess it’s time to burn all copies of “The Dukes of Hazard”.
And “Gone With The Wind”, “Birth of a Nation”, “Red Badge of Courage”, etc.....................
“I guess its time to burn all copies of The Dukes of Hazard
Oh, it’s gonna get a lot worse than that.
“ATTENTION CITIZENS:
You are no longer allowed to use the words “Duke” or “Hazzard” in any connotation.
The “Duke of Earl” will now be labeled “That One Guy of Earl”.
“Hazzard lights” shall now be called “Danger lights”.
The Supreme Court is now considering outlawing any words beginning with or containing the letters “D” or”H” with the exception of the Glorious DEMOCRAT Party.
Await further instructions.
That is all.”