John Boehner is not a man. His behavior clearly identifies him as a petty, vindictive teenaged girl.
Very well said.
Please allow me to make correction:
John Boehner is not a man! His behavior clearly identifies him as an incessantly crying, petty, vindictive, alcoholic, teenaged girl.
The points mentioned above are his "Good" qualitles.
(With apologies to petty teenaged girls)