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Kind of looks like painting a car.


1 posted on 06/17/2015 5:43:24 PM PDT by RightGeek
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So this is what Earl Scheib does now.


2 posted on 06/17/2015 5:44:33 PM PDT by henkster (Do I really need a sarcasm tag?)
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Once a girl so fair and so pinky
Thought she’d curl her hair and go kinky;
Then she worked on her tan,
Made it dark as she can,
But she still didn’t look very inky!


3 posted on 06/17/2015 5:46:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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LOL, the dumb, liberal, phony b!tch’s life is ruined because of her own deceptions and lies.


5 posted on 06/17/2015 5:46:47 PM PDT by PROCON (CRUZing into 2016 with Ted.)
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Given how light her skin is naturally, medium is probably as far as she can go before her skin crosses the line from ambiguous to garish.

She explained her blond roots by claiming her her turned blond after chemotherapy for cervical cancer. Wonder if she was ever actually sick?

8 posted on 06/17/2015 5:48:32 PM PDT by wideawake
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I don’t understand why she didn’t get brown contact lenses, the baby blues were a dead give away.


10 posted on 06/17/2015 5:48:49 PM PDT by Kenny500c
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“Ancient Chinese secret, huhhhhhh?!!!”


11 posted on 06/17/2015 5:49:04 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
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12 posted on 06/17/2015 5:50:20 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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According to the source, her preferred brand is Mystic Tan, which offers a ‘deeper, longer lasting tan’ than many of its competitors.

...

Boehner should switch to that from the Mystic Carot he gets now.


13 posted on 06/17/2015 5:50:20 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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Ms. “Black Like Me” is pathetic.


14 posted on 06/17/2015 5:50:32 PM PDT by wetgundog ("Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is No Vice" -AuH2O)
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There’s this woman you just have to see,
She’s all over the news on TV;
She’s a bit of a dullard
And just Lightly Colored,
So she’s head of the NAALCP.


16 posted on 06/17/2015 5:51:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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Rachel Dolezal limerick thread
21 posted on 06/17/2015 5:56:20 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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Hillary Clintolozal

22 posted on 06/17/2015 5:56:55 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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Truely, orange is the new black.
23 posted on 06/17/2015 5:59:09 PM PDT by llevrok (To liberals, Treason Is the New Patriotism)
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25 posted on 06/17/2015 5:59:50 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true .... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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26 posted on 06/17/2015 6:01:27 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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Once you go Black, you have to keep on going back.


27 posted on 06/17/2015 6:01:51 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Hillary, because it's time for a POTUS without a SCROTUS...)
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Amazing how much the press can find out when they really want to (this dumb fake black broad) as opposed to what they don’t (Obungo).


28 posted on 06/17/2015 6:02:18 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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Now we know why she Married a Black Dude.

If it rubbed off on him he wouldn’t notice.


31 posted on 06/17/2015 6:06:15 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Hillary, because it's time for a POTUS without a SCROTUS...)
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NAACP = Colored people. Spray Tan Medium is a color, so what’s the problem?


33 posted on 06/17/2015 6:07:44 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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WOW! Just imagine the publicity for Mystic Tan! They need to hire her as spokeswoman! What an opportunity!


34 posted on 06/17/2015 6:14:31 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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