So THAT'S how she does it! Rachel Dolezal 'gets regular spray tans for $60 a month'

Daily Mail ^ | 6/16/2015 | Kelly McLaughlin, Mia De Graaf

[Albion Wilde]

Rachel Dolezal limerick thread

[Nachum]

Hillary Clintolozal

[llevrok]

Truely, orange is the new black.

[katykelly]

Apparently it wasn’t a dead give away to the NAACP . I didn’t think she was really down for the struggle .

[knarf]

[SgtBob]

[Kickass Conservative]

Once you go Black, you have to keep on going back.

[Lizavetta]

Amazing how much the press can find out when they really want to (this dumb fake black broad) as opposed to what they don’t (Obungo).

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Reminds me of the old Porky Pig cartoon where a ghost haunts them. they rush out to jump in the car, and the black exhaust blows all over the ghost who then looks at the audience and says..”My oh My! Tattletale grey!”

Wonder if WB now cuts that from their cartoon.

Then there was the “tan in a bottle” sold fifty years ago. Rub it on at night and you would be tanned in the morning. Problem was it did not prevent sunburn.

[Kickass Conservative]

I wonder if Rachel got her Wheels and Door Jambs done too?

[Kickass Conservative]

Now we know why she Married a Black Dude.

If it rubbed off on him he wouldn’t notice.

[Conservative4Ever]

Hah....good one. :))

[bigbob]

NAACP = Colored people. Spray Tan Medium is a color, so what’s the problem?

[Fiddlstix]

WOW! Just imagine the publicity for Mystic Tan! They need to hire her as spokeswoman! What an opportunity!

[mabarker1]

ROFLMAO!!!

Savannah says “DON’T LEAK THE SECRET UNCLE SARGE!”

[Sasparilla]

Does Boehner go to the same place?

[bert]

There was an old girl from Spokane
Who’s life as a honky was pain
She bought an orange tan
To romance her really black man
Alas it washed off in the rain

[rockrr]

[Chode]

just another hair hatted hooligan going bald from the weave...

[Chode]

she'll prolly say it's an albino choco-lab...