Posted on 06/13/2015 7:43:52 AM PDT by Drew68
On Friday, after a long news week, the story of Rachel Dolezal hit the press, proving once again that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Just last week the President of the United States congratulated Bruce Jenner on his courageous decision to pretend to be a woman, and the entire left bursting into spasms of ecstasy over a collectively insane decision to ratify the notion that men can magically become women. Today, the entire left is struggling to explain how a white woman who identifies herself as black is not, in fact, black.
Heres the basic story: Rachel Dolezal is president of the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP. For years, she has passed herself off as black. Now her parents have told the press that she is their birth daughter and were both of European descent were puzzled and its very sad. Her ethnic heritage: German, Swedish, Czech. She is less black than Sen. Elizabeth Warren is Native American. Rachel stopped corresponding with her parents because she was afraid, according to them, that they would expose her ruse.
Now, some additional facts on the greatest story in human history:
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Yes, it is funny but the underlying fact is, she hates whites and hated being white.
I think she’s just trying to “out-Jenner” Bruce/Cyaitlyn Jenner. I guess there’s always room in the tent for another freak show.
Actually I’m being hypocritical. Ever since Elizabeth Warren became a US Senator by claiming to be a Native American I’ve been checking ‘Native American’ on job applications (I’ve suddenly rediscovered an intense pride in my 1/64 Cherokee heritage).
‘You are a slow learner, Winston,’ said O’Brien gently.
‘How can I help it?’ he blubbered. ‘How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? A person with white skin is white.’
‘Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are white. Sometimes they are black. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.’
The LGBTWHATEVER version...
‘You are a slow learner, Winston,’ said O’Brien gently.
‘How can I help it?’ he blubbered. ‘How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? A person with a penis is a man.’
‘Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are male. Sometimes they are female. Sometimes they are both of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.’
Can you imagine what this means to the survey business? “ The Pew Survey says 100% of women hate Obama and no men responded.”
Try to find a real productive job in a real business, see if you can get away with the "born in tepee, bow and arrows", "cancer" and/or any of her other stunts.
” I can finally achieve my personal goal of becoming a gay Rastafarian pygmy.
Think of all the affirmative action benefits I can finally qualify for!”
The benefits for a Rastafarian pygmy are small. Reconsider, and go for the Rastafarian gentle giant option. Monuments will be built to you and Indian convenience stores are filled with free Swisher sweets for your taking.
Note to self,
Now I can finally come out and say I’m an elf.
She has a big imagination, she could be a fiction writer. Her abusive parents moved her to South Africa and beat her with a baboon whip, LOL.
On the census for race I marked us as “other” and filled in the blank as American. A census worker came to the house while I was out and asked my wife to correct the “error”, she said no, that’s what he meant and that’s what we are.
Yo buddy!
I have this C-6 that locked up on me, any ideas?
They already have one.
I think shes nuts as liberals are, her mental illness may have been brought on or made worse because she may have believed her parents preferred black children as they had adopted four of them and she may have set out to show she could be as black as any of them. She may have had trouble sharing parental attention with any sibling.
I’ve heard of blacks being accused of “acting all white” but ......
Back in the early 60’s there was a cartoon show Tutor the Turtle.
Tutor wanted to be something he was not and ill suited for.
Mr Wizard would grant him his wish and after the disastrous results Tutor would cry out to Mr. Wizard to wave his wand and take him back home. At the end of every show Mr. Wizard would say, ‘I tell you Tutor, be what you is, not what you is not, for those who do this have the happiest lot’.
That is awesome. I am joining the Chief Red Bird Society since he is my gggggggg grandfather. Of course most of Eastern Ky is his grandchild.
A Spokane women’s magazine story-out this week-celebrates Dolezal as “a pillar of righteousness and equality in our community”. Check out IBCatalyst.com.
This thing got “free” college based on her race. THAT is the injustice here. A country that gives out money to people based on race is a country with no future.
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