[T-Bone Texan]

We park in they driveway but drive in the parkway!

G. Carlin

[Hawthorn]

>> We park in the driveway but drive in the parkway! <<

And whereas an American girl might say, “Just come over and tap on my door when you’re ready,” an English girl once said to me, “Just come over and knock me up when you’re ready.”

True story!

[uglybiker]

Ever notice that everybody else's stuff is sh*t, but your sh*t is stuff?

Hey! Move your sh*t so I can put my stuff down!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I’ve always wondered why you first chop a tree down, then chop it up.