[Maceman]

How about single hole bathrooms marked “terlet” with locking doors for all.

Because men's bathrooms are disgusting, whereas if you "look at ladies' johns, you could eat maple walnut off the toilet".

[Language warning].

[a fool in paradise]

I’ve heard that ladies rooms aren’t so clean. some women prefer a ‘hover’ technique (sometimes with the help of a friend holding her hands) to actually sitting on the seat.

Splash and poor aim becomes a factor.