>>When someone’s first instinct is to reach for a crow bar to settle a score, they have bigger problems than weight loss. Just saying.<<
Insult my mom or wife and then you can address “bigger problems.” Like your body temperature matching the room temperature. Crowbar, tire iron, baseball bat, small imported vehicle: whatever I find is gonna hurt.
But if your mother really IS fat, and shouldn’t be eating pizza, is that really an insult? I mean, truth is the defense against slander, shouldn’t that same standard apply here?
Jus' sayin' ...