When my ex got a Subaru I said “I had no idea you were a lesbian!”
Actually the only people I have ever known who owned a Subaru were men and they definitely were NOT gay. Of course I can only think of two people I have ever known to own one. They seem to have a great reputation for durability but every used one I have seen seems to be worn out far beyond the mileage showing. Do all those lesbians drive them over rocky dirt roads out in the woods?