"There are so many drugs out there. They advertise this prescription stuff, and I swear, nine times out of ten, the side-effects are fifty times worse than what the thing cures.
It's like, "Try new Fluorofluor. For itchy, watery eyes, it's Fluorofluor.
Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, water weight gain, lower back pain, receding hairline, eczema, seporiasoriasis, itching, chafing clothing, liver spots, blood clots, ringworm, excessive body odor, uneven tire wear, pyorrhea, gonorrhea, diarrhea, halitosis, scoliosis, loss of bladder control, hammertoe, the shanks, low sperm count, warped floors, cluttered drawers, hunchback, heart attack, low resale value on your home... feline leukemia, athlete's foot, head lice, clubfoot, MS, MD, VD, fleas, anxiety, sleeplessness, drowsiness, poor gas mileage, tooth decay, parvo, warts, unibrow, lazy eye, fruit flies, chest pains, clogged drains, hemorrhoids, dry heaving and sexual dysfunction."
I'm watching it, going, "You know what? I'll just have itchy, watery eyes..."
One of my favorite skits of his. How does he remember all the side effects, and peal them off so fluently?
Thank you for that. LOL
My wife is at the doctors office right now. I just copied and pasted the side effects to a text informing her that it is my research on the shot they are about to give her....should be fun.