[EscapedDutch]

At least the “sissies” (Please come play a game with me, and I’ll John Kerry your legs) don’t need oxygen after running for 10 seconds. But I’m sure there’s a commercial on to interrupt the “action.”

[Goldsborough]

It's quaint that you equate mostly inconclusive running around to "action." It's as if you had said that slobbering on a woman's ankle for two hours was "lovemaking."

Never before in the history of televised physical activity has so much slow motion analysis ever been aimed at "action" where nothing actually happened as has been done with soccer..

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

That would be a red card, m8. Play on...