[Goldsborough]

It's quaint that you equate mostly inconclusive running around to "action." It's as if you had said that slobbering on a woman's ankle for two hours was "lovemaking."

Never before in the history of televised physical activity has so much slow motion analysis ever been aimed at "action" where nothing actually happened as has been done with soccer..

[Skooz]

It's as if you had said that slobbering on a woman's ankle for two hours was "lovemaking."

Don't knock it till you've tried it, Gold.