Posted on 05/24/2015 8:17:50 AM PDT by rktman
The Islamic State (ISIS/ISIL) has published an article in the latest issue of its magazine, Dabiq, by jihadi bride Umm Summayyah, estimating that First Lady Michelle Obama is only worth $40 on the terrorist groups slave market. Summayyah also defends the rape of thousands of Yazidi females.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
“Alright Achmed, we can either waterboard you, or give you Michelle Obama as a wife.”
“I’m thinking, I’m thinking...”
The trick would be to buy MO for $40.
Then sell her for what SHE thinks she is worth......The buyer could retire to a long life of luxury.
True.
But the problem is not just that they are evil and deserve killing anyway but they are stupid and don't believe the American People know the value of a Buck!
Now that is insulting!
Shipping is going to cost a lot for heavy/bulky items.
Probably has something to do with her butt. Must remind them of some type of livestock.
I’ve read that there were good slave owners and there were bad ones.
I sort of like to think a really really bad slave owner would get the shelf ass wookie.
Not sure if shipping is possible, they always ask me if what I'm shipping is toxic.
Can't get much more toxic that m.
Perhaps, but she eats more than three camels. That adds up after a while.
The only idiot who’d pay $40 bucks for Michelle is a near-sighted homosexual.
Umm, to an Arab that would be $40.
Years ago a woman told me the worst men in the world are arabs - and the worst women - Americans.
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