Posted on 05/22/2015 7:45:54 AM PDT by Red Badger
GOUVERNEUR, N.Y. -- Nine brains inexplicably appeared earlier this week along a street in a St. Lawrence County village. How the brains got there and where they came from remains a mystery.
Residents discovered the brains on Beckwith Street near railroad tracks and called the police.
Gouverneur police collected one of the brains and brought it to a local veterinarian for an examination, WWNY TV 7 reported. The veterinarian determined the brain had been professionally removed -- likely from a dog -- and preserved in formaldehyde.
The veterinarian told North Country Now that the brain was consistent with a beagle-sized brain and was in very good condition with no damage.
But a chemistry professor at Clarkson University told North Country Now the specimen was possibly from a sheep, not a dog.
Regardless, police told both news outlets there was little to fear. The nine brains are believed to have been part of a collection for educational or research purposes and no criminal activity, other than littering, is suspected, police said.
As unusual as it might seem, mishaps with preserved brains do happen. Last year the University of Texas in Austin said dozens of human brains stored in jars of formaldehyde and reported missing were actually destroyed in 2002. The brains had been donated for teaching and research.
Send them to washDC. Will be a big improvement
Gonna need a bigger set..............
I wore this woot shirt yesterday...
In be for the “Abby Normal” pic.
You just made it.
Whew! That was close!
Woot Shirts. LOL.
anyone with a brain has already left New York State long ago.
I got a speeding ticket there a few years ago.
The owners of the local Koren restaurant were unavailable for comment.
From democrat voters. No need to return them to the proper owners, though. They’ll never be used.
The brains might have come from dogs or sheep. Well, that rules out all the Democrats and RINOS in congress. None of them have brains that are as large or as sophisticated as those animals.
Well, that's a relief.
The dog disagrees, though.
You barely made it!.............
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