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tired canards, hackneyed snarks, sexual innuendo

A THREEfer!!

Joseph: Mary; are you asleep?

Mary: You bozo; you KNOW I have to do my prayers.

Joseph: I was just wondering if....

Mary: You hornytoad; you KNOW I have had this HEADACHE for nigh unto these 12 years or so!

Joseph: A fella can HOPE eternally; can't he?

Mary: Hope all you want; you ain't gettin' it: I HAVE to remain a VIRGIN for my FOLLOWERS!!

Joseph: What 'followers'?

Mary: The ones who will be bombarding me forEVER with their heartfelt requests!!!

Joseph: I may as well be dead...

Mary: What did you just mumble? I ain't DEAD; just FRIGID. Now roll OVER and go to sleep.

Mary: Son? are You listening?? I've got a bunch more good, Catholic prayers for you to deal with. Ready?

195 posted on 05/21/2015 11:32:44 AM PDT by Elsie ( Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)

Yep. Obsession with sex, while pontificating (pun somewhat intended) about the alleged “horrors/evils/nastiness of the Catholic Church”... not pretty.

Get well soon, FRiend.

210 posted on 05/21/2015 12:03:34 PM PDT by paladinan (Rule #1: There is a God. Rule #2: It isn't you.)

LOL, I gotta laugh every time I see this. I think Joseph must have hoped eternally long enough, because of all the children Mary eventually had 🙀😂😇😎

277 posted on 05/21/2015 10:08:15 PM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)

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