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To: fkabuckeyesrule

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?


2 posted on 05/06/2015 8:33:06 PM PDT by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Jim from C-Town

Everyone knows British women are crazy.


34 posted on 05/06/2015 8:57:41 PM PDT by minnesota_bound
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To: Jim from C-Town
"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"

Yes.

When feminism started promoting the idea that women can sleep around like whores, (or as men would like to do!) it ruined everything.

Men who want to marry don't want to marry a whore.

I got lucky in that sense, as my wife was never a sleep around type of woman.

And I never slept around, either.

Call it my religious beliefs, or whatever.

Feminism was the worst thing to happen to women IMHO.

Look at all of the sad-sack women hanging out in bars, looking for Mr. Right, all because they know their biological clocks are ticking.

Mr. Right ISN'T at the club.

And if you don't put out on the first date, good luck.

Plenty of Mr. Wrongs out there.

52 posted on 05/06/2015 9:13:21 PM PDT by boop (Hey, stoop, that's got gears. It ain't no Ford.)
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To: Jim from C-Town
"No", said the older, wiser bull.

"Let's walk down this hill and screw all them cows."

81 posted on 05/06/2015 9:34:28 PM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Jim from C-Town

You win ‘Post of the Day’ !!!


141 posted on 05/06/2015 10:30:43 PM PDT by 11th_VA (where's Brutus?)
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To: Jim from C-Town

Or why buy the pig when all you want is a little sausage?


189 posted on 05/06/2015 11:44:09 PM PDT by bjorn14 (Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Jim from C-Town
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free is nasty, spiteful, vulgar, entitled, and condescending?

Fixed it.

247 posted on 05/07/2015 6:29:18 AM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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To: Jim from C-Town
"Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?"

Current "relationship"... not living together but she's cute in a quirky Kristy McNichol sort of way. and she's got a killer figure and is quite adept in the sack (yea, me!). Early 50s (as am I) and she is well read and we can enjoy intelligent conversation together and we have many interests in common.

Um, now, the bad part... (things I have learned since) She's a liberal. She curses like a drunken sailor. She has a dead-beat ex who she swears will be hiding in her bushes one night to pull an O.J. on her hot little heiney. She has a idiot 19-year old son who is in college and she has bailed out of the pokey on two occasions (Freshman year still) costing her a couple of grand each time. She's got a retarded little 7 year old dog that won't house train and is always leaving presents in one form or another around the house, is a vicious little critter that attacks anybody who enters the house (literally an ankle biter) and she won't get rid of the animal despite having to replace carpets and re-upholster a couple of chairs and knowingly admitting that the dog will live another 10+ years. Now, I'm a dog lover but... this little piece of crap ceased being a dog years ago. Now it's just evil.

And lately she's been wondering if I thought about maybe the two of us living together. HaHa! Live together... too funny. Sigh...Well, it's been fun, but I think now I'm just playing out the clock. Did I mention she's got a nice butt and the sex is awesome?... :-)

258 posted on 05/07/2015 7:14:30 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Jim from C-Town

Why marry a cow?

I am not agreeing to give half my stuff to a woman so fat she can be called a cow. If she isn’t smoking hot, and obedient, I’d rather stay single and date lots of women, now that I took the time to figure out how to meet women.

Men, if you fail to teach your boys how to meet women, you are failing as a father, because next to choosing a career, choosing a mate is the most important decision of his life (next to accepting Jesus as Savior, of course).

If you fail to teach your daughters how to be the most desirable to men, youfail her, codemning her to eeither working like a man for the rest of her life, or marrying below her potential value, and probably leading her to life as a divorcee.


298 posted on 05/07/2015 11:35:02 AM PDT by Sensei Ern (I don't like poking the bear, but when the bear threatens my home, I am going to shoot the bear dead)
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