You don't know who we are.
You don't know where we are.
You don't know what we're carrying.
You don't want to find out.
Bring it rag head
You will never believe the wrath Texas will unleash on these moslem bastards. Bring it on rag heads.
Extremely. Bad. Idea.
Have no fear, Lindsey Graham will protect us by starting a direct war with Syria and importing the refugees.
You don't know who we are.
You don't know where we are.
You don't know what we're carrying.
You don't want to find out.
I ain’t exactly shakin’ in my boots.
Don’t mess with Texas
If they try this again my local Police department will get an M1A1 Tank out of it, to go along with the new Humvee.
Don’t mess with Texas (Sheriffs)
So the next attack gets blamed on Geller too
They can train for that by pissing in a fuse box.
These guys are in a real hurry to go get those virgins.
So, let’s stop intervening in the Muslim vs Muslim conflicts in the Middle East, bring US troops home and put on our borders, ban Islam in civilized countries, deport Muslims, and institute a pet-the-pig requirement to enter the country or board a plane. Problem largely solved.
But what will happen instead? Politicians will continue to bring in thousands of Muslims who will attempt to destroy the US from within while our troops are over there trying to find a good side to support. It’s insane.
ISIS is provoking us so it’s OK if we kill them.
In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. ~ Ron White
To the JV Team, In the famous words of RAY WYLIE HUBBARD
Screw you, we’re from Texas
We’re from Texas, screw you
We’re from Texas, screw you
“It has come to our attention that ISIS would like to send additional terrorists to die in Texas. Because our populace is fully armed, this will present an awkward situation.
“Already, our office has been flooded with more than 200,000 requests for terrorist hunting permits. Since ISIS can not supply the number of terrorists we need to meet this demand, we are proposing the following regulations for a public comment period:
1. Seasonal bag limit will be 1 ISIS terrorist per permit holder
2. Terrorists so harvested must be tagged immediately on the big toe. This must occur before they are loaded onto trucks and driven through town to show them off.
3. We will likely have to hold a raffle to limit the number of permits. This is unfortunate, but we do not yet have a terrorist breeding program in place to supplement the ISIS volunteers.
4. A separate early black powder season and archery season will be scheduled
State of Texas Department of Wildlife
Note to ragheads: you may want to hold off until we “senior discount” recipients are all gone to the great beyond. We’re all armed and grumpy. Piss poor dispositions don’t you know.
Good luck idiots.
No, no, no!
We should avoid provoking them so they’ll leave us alone!
We should all be terrified of them!
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