[LeoWindhorse]

Bomb it flat , then bomb the ruins . Use B-52's .

[stephenjohnbanker]

B U M P

[M Kehoe]

If 0bama had any balls, he would bounce the rubble a couple of times.

5.56mm

[Darksheare]

Burn it.
Then bomb the ashes.
Then burn the rubble some more.

[WKUHilltopper]

Today’s five-star restaurant special: Mushroom Cloud Soup

[llevrok]

the hotel laundry will have your burqa back by 5.

[Objective Scrutator]

Obama would probably say that the jihadis DID build that. He knows where his bread is buttered.

[Sarah Barracuda]

ISIS Hotel, you go in with a head, you come out without a head

[DanielRedfoot]

Sandals Bagdad!

All inclusive, time of your life...

[JewishRighter]

Beheading services are available from the Concierge

Join our staff for the daily stonings in the Mohammed Conference Room

Choose from our international menu of scantily clad rape victims

[Rockpile]

Do not damage the hotel. These lazy vermin in their leadership are going to arrive and depart in motor vehicles. Those can be tracked and attacked.

[MeshugeMikey]

WHOA????

could this be for real??

with the owners to the ISIS hotel to whom those chairs belong SUE Obie's ISIS buddies???

[Arthur McGowan]

Does the lobby have rotating knives?

[FreedomPoster]

“Bounce the rubble” is the preferred term.

[magooey]

To increase popularity, they should have a vacation there as a prize on the ISIS TV version of Let's Make a Deal. If you guess the correct door, then you win a round trip 5 day stay at the Mosul luxury hotel.

Guess wrong and it's still a 5 day stay at the hotel. But it'll be only a one way trip.

And may the odds always be in your favor.

[Billthedrill]

Hot dang! I need a vacation this summer, too. I can just see myself there, catching some rays, taking in the vibrant local culture.

...a strict dress code will be enforced, and punishments for infractions, if you are woman, will range from the application by female enforcers of a medieval-style spiked device to your breast, whippings, beatings, and death by a wide variety of means.

Here in the States we call that a "Spa". Ladies pay to get put in mud and have stones put on them and cucumber slices put on their eyes. Dangedest thing you ever saw. I think this must be the local version.

Evenings on the beach watching the beheadings. No alcohol, but I bet if I asked nicely to get stoned they'd accommodate me. I'll send pictures.

[batterycommander]

Wait till the high holy days, then count the black SUV’s. When there are 200 parked in the hotel parking lot, then bomb the hotel.

[Flick Lives]

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