THE VAN KILLED HIM. BURN ALL THOSE WHITE VANS.
Time for somebody with skills to insert the clip from “The Jerk” where Steve Martin is working at the gas station...
The paddy wagon ( that’s what my dad called em when he was a beat cop in the 110)made a couple of stops and I believe at one point called for a medic. We know he wasn’t strapped into a seat so I find it hard to believe that the driver made a number of short stops. How hard would a person have to ram himself against a metal bolt to break his spine? I’ve been on a number of insane roller coasters both here and abroad. At times I thought my back was going to break from all the twists and jolting from side to side. I’m truly confused about this whole thing.
I’m donating plasma, and I laughed so hard at your post I almost disconnected the needle.